1. Don't go into debt trying to show people how much you love them.
2. Don't go visit your family if it compromises your mental health.
3. If someone comments on your weight... Eat them.
Funny Christmas plaques signs
Proudly made in the USA!
Size: 3.5" high x 11” long x 3/4” thick
Please Select Your Color using the Drop-Down Menu.
Indoor use only.
Wood plaque with a tea stained decal on top,
distressed to look aged, rustic and weathered.
Comes with black letters only. Complete
with a wire for hanging and a cloth bow.
Each sign is made to order. Please allow up to
5 Business Days for your sign(s) to be made.
This includes drying stages for paint and finishes
to cure before they can be packed up for shipping.
Please allow for extra time around all holidays
due to the volume of orders that come in.
Purchase 3 or more and automatically
receive the Wholesale Price!